There are some key items that you must always remember to pack when venturing off to see a client. You won't use every item every time, but just remember what that overly-friendly Boy Scout Troop leader taught you: Be Prepared.
Here's my list, (in no particular order):
Good lube.
Condoms (both regular & XL).
Viagra.
An excuse to leave (if need be).
Colgate Wisps (best invention since silicone-based lube).
Listerine.
Mace (ya never know).
A casual outfit (jeans & a hoodie are your best bet).
Deodorant.
Baby wipes.
Poppers.
Cell phone.
GPS or really good directions including the hotel room number.
Hair gel.
And most importantly: Swagger.
This is a good list to live by. But ALWAYS remember to LEAVE YOUR DIGNITY AT HOME. If you bring it with you, you're bound to leave it at some trick's hotel room and never see it again. Trust me, it happened with my favorite pair of sunglasses. Avoid that. You can pick up your dignity at home after you're done working.
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You don't carry any other sort of weapon!!?!?!
ReplyDeleteIntelligent post. And for the folks playing the game at home, swagger is different than attitude.
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ReplyDeleteWhat are excuses to leave you have used?
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